Los D-bags, indeed.

Are we sure Tomusla’s no-show wasn’t just because he had a lot of catching up to do at his four other jobs?

The Columbia House reference pwns

Be glad you can’t. Addiction is real and it’s a sonofabitch.

Dude, a good dad would let his boys piss with him in a sign of manly solidarity. Come back at me when you’ve had a daughter for a few years.

Wow. As Huey Lewis said, it’s a small world. And he’s a Niners fan.

Freddy’s jig is EVERYTHING

“Come on get involved til the mystery is solved!”

If there’s anything good to take from today, this was it.

Consider the source

dat accent doe

Now that’s good Kinja.

Fuck now this don’t make no sense

Um... “Referee’s” what?

Sounds like these Hunger Games are...

Aidy as Wynonna was funnier than a good impression of Wynonna would be anyway.

When I was seven my dad, who we stayed with one weekend a month, took my sister and I on one of those drive-through safaris in Ontario somewhere. It had been a very long day (long drive from New York in the car, long drive in a not-very-exciting monument to animal cruelty). We went out to dinner and I was really…

I did. Knew I was selling my soul from the gecko, but it was an absolute last resort. Along the way, it actually resulted in some of the most important happy accidents of my life, but on the whole it was just as soul-crushing as you would imagine.

And why they’ve since been all but eradicated.

Gawd Northern NY is so reeneck. Why can’t Ebola break out someplace like Albany where it would be doing some good?