As the dinners continued and we spent more time with Tom, I came to think of him as a big kid with his loud laugh, high energy, and goofy ideas of fun. Like when he invited some Scientologists and a few other celebrities like Will Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, to his house and announced he wanted to play…

TIME OUT.

Calling Taco Bell a Mexican restaurant is almost as insulting as that jackass at the drive through.

I really hate this. People that do shit like this, while it’s technically not illegal or breaking any kind of rules, it’s extremely dishonest.

Speaking as a former retail associate... this might be a little too evil, even for Evil Week.

Of course the Propserity Gospel types are terrible customers. More proof that there ain’t a god in heaven responsible for this shitshow down below.

That’s funny since Costco’s Kirkland brand organic products are often of a higher quality than many expensive name brand ones. A great example is the Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Kirkland is one of only a handful of brands sold in the US that is truly 100% olive oil.

I worked at a high end ice cream store.

I appreciate telling a story on yourself, but she seems to think the funny part was the bread, when she’s “super health conscious” so she ordered... a pile of cheese and fries?

Golden parachutes immediately separate performance from pay. It’s almost as if Republicans SAY one thing but DO another.

“If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid? If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

I worked in the mountains for a while. A number of our summer season customers asked if the patches of white stuff on the higher parts of the mountains was sand.

Vote: Brother PT90

The most annoying case of this for me was the Subway dough conditioner (azodicarbonamide) incident. “It’s used to make foam yoga mats! Yucky!”

But, Dihydrogen Monoxide is deadly in certain amounts! Shouldn’t I worry about that?

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

I work in finance and the “pay cash for everything” people really are hurting themselves. You have to look at opportunity cost and other factors before making that decision.

I’m too old to think that being in my 20s is old.