The “sportcoat that is two inches too short” is a great look for them. Are they from the Australasian version of Hogwarts?

Of course it did, and of course it won’t.

Artisinal Pesto Crackers and Progressive Banjo Elementary

In other news, Bernie Sanders Elementary School only got one vote but would win in a run-off between that and Trump Elementary.

Not sure if serious...

That’s not a bad idea, but the idea that I’m going to save them, make an ebay listing, and ship them...forget it.

Oh, I’m not disagreeing with you but it happens ALL THE TIME

Oh, I don’t know — just wait until “Evil Week,” where they’ll probably suggest stealing books from the library to save money or something.

Welcome to the world of proprietary software.

Related: your time is worth something, too.

I love that mug. I use one every day.

I love that mug. I use one every day.

When I needed ties for work, that’s the first place I headed. Full price for ties is ridiculous.

It’s like when they use rock songs for their campaign and the artists threaten to sue. I love that. (It’s like copyrights don’t apply to them or something)

Kelly and hubby Mark bought a big townhouse on the Upper East Side of NYC a year ago, and they have a mansion in The Hamptons.

She gets paid a lot of money for a pretty cush job in TV which she’s spun off to a lot of endorsements/commercials so I can’t see why’d she want to give it up.

And why would she leave a guaranteed salary, audience, and platform for her to get the many endorsements she does? All she has to do is show up everyday (not even every day!), wear something cute, and act wacky for a hour or so.

DisinterestedPasserby, disinterested passerby, is Hooked on Phonics.

They’re still Paul Ryan’s favorite band, right?

Latino and woman voting turnout would be through the roof.

Agreed. Nothing would say “hey everyone that isn’t an angry white man ages 40-70 come vote for us” more than that.