Ah, Fazzoli's. The Taco Bell of Italian food. For when Olive Garden is just too classy.

Yeah, Dora isn't getting a nickel. That lady's either leaving it to Oral Roberts University or to the chihuahua.

A million times this. Groups of churchies are the absolute worst. Everything in the stereotype is true: the talking over multiple tables for hours, the smug rudeness, the stiffing on tips.

Agreed. I'm pretty much done with gardening, but I'm still buying basil, rosemary, and oregano plants every spring. (Also a bay leaf plant once I use up least year's stock)

"...you can recover its cost in saved rental fees within two wedding seasons."

Either you don't drive your car much or you buy some really expensive parts for that bike.

Look out! Someone's feelings got hurt!

Somebody told me this once: "In your twenties, you worry about what people are thinking about you. In your forties, you don't worry about what people think about you. In your sixties, you realize people weren't thinking about you in the first place."

The War of Art is amazing. Also "Art and Fear."

Since it's pre-tax money, you are saving whatever your tax rate is that year.

Same here! I can't stand cooking when I'm alone. My current "the wife is out of town for the week" strategy is to buy boneless skinless chicken thighs, broccoli florets, baby carrots, and cauliflower florets at Costco. I marinate the chicken in a ziploc bag and cook all of them in one go on the grill. Then I roast the…

Yeah, that always bugged me about that movie: Sid being terrible hinged upon the idea that toys were sentient beings.

Agreed. Same with DVDs and Blu-Rays. Everything I've bought there has been similar to Amazon prices.

The "cheapest option" would be to donate your body to a medical school.

In almost every job I've ever had, it was more important to be liked than to be competent.

You misread the OP. It is totally legal for a business to refuse a $100 bill for a purchase.