I’ve been using Didn’t Leave Nobody but the Baby (but not as an idle threat or anything):

Ask and ye shall receive:

This was my summation to someone in r/arizona yesterday about the saga:

Except in your scenario, the Coyotes stayed in Winnipeg?

Even better? The actual Talking Stick Resort is some 20 miles away, in Scottsdale. Easily one of the stupidest names I’ve seen. At least the Coyotes arena is Gila River Arena (instead of, say, Gila River Casinos Arena, which I was expecting.)

The announcer’s mentioned that, you know, it could be distracting to the players to see a basketball up behind the backboard, which I guess isn’t wrong?

Interestingly enough, NOPE. The PwC people handle the cards from tally to handing them to the presenter:

This made me actually lol on Reddit:

Only because, mercifully, no one has told Trump what they are or how to link his Twitter account to them...

I’m so confused as to what possessed Vermette. He was never anything approaching a dirty player with the Coyotes, but this is just boneheaded borderline insanity. I get that you’re annoyed... maybe he didn’t expect it to connect? Either way, he’s gonna sit. Wheel of justice comes down pretty hard on hitting…

In this very thread! http://deadspin.com/lbj-wasn-t-fat-he-just-needed-a-little-extra-room-for-1792316090

A lovely example of an airport that actually gives a fuck is Phoenix’s Sky Harbor. They bill themselves as “America’s Friendliest Airport,” and they really work for that title.

If Trump is somehow run out on a rail, you better believe Bannon will be forced out with him. Nothing about the President’s staff of “advisors” automagically transitions through succession. Fuck that noise. And Priebus and Pence obviously fucking hate Bannon.

God, I love Johnson. (I’m actually not sure this gif is Paterson Joseph as Alan Johnson, but I hope it is. He’s one of my all time favorite characters.)

At least you don’t have to worry about grandchildren any time soon...

This is my favorite new fact. Some website also listed “a conspiracy of ravens” which is even more magical.

I fucking hate the motherfucking Kings but their Twitter account is goddamn gold.

Hockey: the best bits of basketball and soccer combined, put on ice, with nearly all the shitty parts fixed.