I have not laughed as hard as I did at the last fall in a very long time. Tears. Almost put my wife into labor, too.

We have a banner! We won the Pacific division in 2011! That is our banner!

If I haven’t seen it yet, IT’S NEW TO ME!

Yeah, Cock Bloctopus is my Christmas this year.

Did you watch the video? It was not.

Also taking the mark of the beast!

You left off Jordan Fuckknees Nolan.

I actually got to stay in Steven Spielberg’s pied-à-terre in Trump Tower, which was fabulous and had beautiful 180° views from above the 60th floor. It was spectacular. I don’t brag about that anymore.

Any time I stupidly whiff and my teammate drives it home I take credit for the fake. :-/

My grandfather had a stroke just as we were preparing to head to a long-awaited family vacation. My mom and brother were up in Michigan with him already, my father was in another state, and we were all going to rendezvous in Florida for vacation together.

Turns out, conflict of interest laws don’t apply to the Presidency! Convenient!

Not even Obama? (Honest question. I thought his platform was solid and his policies and background were anything but hold-your-nose.)

Yeah, they definitely bury this, but it’s there. Their reasoning was that you don’t have to pause without the sound, so conversation flows more naturally, but when I’m across the room, it’s super helpful to know it’s heard me.

This is a hot take, especially considering that Gawker has bashed on Trump since long before Univision had anything to do with Gawker. Could it be that Gawker, like reality, has a liberal bias?

More 4chan than Reddit, but col A, col B.

See here: http://gawker.com/donald-trumps-very-professional-spokesperson-katrina-pi-1768577851

Just a heads up that the ultra-pasteurized milk that some stores carry (which will have best by dates a month out) can not be used in cheese-making, as the ultra-pasteurization fucks up all the proto-cheesy bits in the milk.

I mean, while yeah, some of the content is lacking, they did cover Musk’s event more seriously here:

The reason that there are two “off” states on those knobs in hotel rooms he complains about are because they’re three-way switches (for a “dim” setting) without three-way bulbs. Cheap hotels. Probably motels.

The camera sensor itself is rectangular, and oriented to line up with the screen for obvious reasons. Unless the sensor rotated, or was square and oversized (significantly, such that you could crop down to 16:9), or there were two sensors, one in each orientation, there’s a physical limit here we’re talking about.