Note to self: If I have a daughter for the love of God do not let her play clarinet or saxophone.

Oh man, I had this happen yesterday. Been driving new MS for the past two weeks, hopped into my old ICE to go get it washed and took my foot off the gas and was like “shit, need to actually stop”. It’s amazing how quickly you get used to the heavy regen stopping power and start building your driving habits around…

So I almost didn’t believe this, and then looked it up and sure enough: Air Vents in Leather: $1,720. Air Vent Slats in Leather: $1,200, if you want to save a few bucks. But I think you missed out on the dare-I-say more criminally ridiculous: Fuse Box Covers in Leather for only $390.

This is better if you watched Road to the Winter Classic.

So I don’t watch a lot of futbol... is pulling your goaltender all the way up for a corner kick something teams do frequently?

Upon further review, the ruling on the field is satire.

Candace, or Jerry?

How many DVRs does Burke have set up? You guys should do a behind the scenes of the insanity of having all these games recorded and ready to clipify.

They have a whole channel on NHL.com. They take this shit seriously and they’re instructive to fans, players, and staff alike. I really appreciate that they publish these.

Thank you for this. The MLB clip missing the location call really crimps the mirth. Even more impressive that it’s the first pitch.

Something similar happened once with Mark Grace as color man for the Dbacks, but he doesn’t remember it.

See my comment to child comment here:

“The ‘switch’ senses whether the vehicle is being tested or not based on various inputs including the position of the steering wheel, vehicle speed, the duration of the engine’s operation, and barometric pressure. These inputs precisely track the parameters of the federal test procedure used for emission testing for…

He probably smells fantastic.

Will call isn’t an “inefficient process,” but a bare minimum core service the team should provide so fans can pick up the tickets they paid the team for. Some people don’t have easy access to printers or smart phones for their tickets, and some people like the souvenir of a physical ticket.

Fucking brav-o. +1

“Over a matter of EIGHTY DOLLARS?!?”

This. Entourage was a guilty pleasure. This is just... guilty. It’s not... bad. It’s worse than bad: it’s milquetoast. It’s boring. I used to be amused at how little got done in a given episode of Entourage, but Ballers is taking that to a whole new level.

I believe the subtext is “men are horndogs who will try to mount anything that moves.”

My wife has Paraguard simply because after 17+ years of hormonal BC, she was done. It’s primary modality is that it changes the pH to make things very hospitable, with the copper simply shedding ions. Installation was unpleasant and quite crampy for her, and she has some nasty cramps since she’s in the first 3-6 month…