Some form of Stockholm Syndrome, essentially?

This... is unlikely. Bettman wants a team in Vegas, but he’s indicated time and again that the preferred approach for that is a $500M expansion fee. The relocation fee would be significantly lower, would result in abandoning the nation’s 12th largest TV market just as there’s some real momentum to hockey in the state,…

No, best case scenario is them moving back to Phoenix proper, where the fanbase could actually make it to games on weeknights.

I’m still wondering how the Coyotes couldn’t claim a material breach on the part of drunken-wife-cheating-partier-and-all-around-creep Mike Ribeiro. Missing practices, missing flights, fighting with coaches, horrible performance, heavy alcohol and drug usage... and we buy him the fuck out so that he can get his shit…

To be fair, Paris/France are widely regarded as generally fucking up coffee:

I keep thinking that about Dick Cheney, whose heart has personally tried to murder him no fewer than five times. And here we still are.

So... the sensor is rectangular. The phone is rectangular. The sensor and the phone are aligned in their orientation. If you were to rotate the sensor so that the default would be landscape mode, we’d have the inverse problem: people rotating their phones for photos (to use the full screen, for composition) or videos…

Both of these were my only feedback on this list. Diana was a complete snooze. That episode with mostly here was like this interminable hate-fuck of television. I couldn’t understand why whyyyyyy she was on screen. Bad acting, bad dialogue, boring character, no arc, no point, totally stupid. What a waste.

When people say Jared in my America, I regrettably think “he went to Jared” Jared.

It’s just a simple, faithful, exciting truck that’s always up for hauling around me and three of my closest friends: two Lego men and a thumbtack.

Disagree: it’d be “this” instead of “that.” “That” strongly implies that he means the person just mentioned.

You’re doing the lord’s work, son.

But isn't the point that you, like in real life, can't choose? I think it's a fascinating approach. You don't choose to be white or black when you're born. You're stuck with whatever the ovarian lottery draws, MJ not withstanding.

This. This is a good rule.

The Coyotes.

To wit, we ended up buying our golden puppies these:

Worse than Jordan Nolan? Because I fucking hate Jordan Nolan.

On motherfucking cable, no less.

Not free. $300, less the cost of the other items. So, discounted. But not free. And certainly not free if you value your time or warmth.

Stand up.