disgruntledtexansfan
Disgruntled Texans Fan
disgruntledtexansfan

I love sir Charles. Don't ever change, Round Mound!

Stiviano's face looks SO weird :(

Jesus Christ that was good

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Earlier today, Charles had something to say to people who were upset by his words about the larger women in San Antonio. (Spoiler alert: It wasn't an apology.)

Oh for god's sake. You didn't get the joke. Stop acting like that's the joke's fault.

That's the joke. It's the War Room from Dr Strangelove, hence the 'real' Star Wars room.

Deadspin: "We're Better Than the New York Post."

That was awesome. Watched you go to the lumber yard, pick out a nice straight 2x4, cut it down to make it swing easy and then nail him right between the eyes with it.

A writer for Deadspin taking the "High Road" on a "low blow" lede? When did this become Bitchspin?

this is awesome because i can feel your smarm from hundreds of miles away. good job.

You work for Deadspin. That shit's your bread and butter...

Diseased Asshole Has Diseased Asshole, May Soon Be Deceased Asshole.

[takes drastic measures to remove cancer]

Guys.

"I almost had him" one of the best ep ever, specially Croc telling his story, "Once.... I threw a rock at him".... priceless

Um. THIS is what I consider genetic perfection.

I don't know, Miranda from ME did funny things to me whenever you saw her walking. I think my wife could tell and that's why she hated that character. Good call on Kasumi though. The DOA version alone puts her in the semifinals

Elizabeth has a place on the medal stand in the Video Game Mega-Babes Olympics Ultimate Contest...I've got her winning a closely fought gold medal match with Samus Aran after getting past eventual bronze medalist Kasumi from DOA (and more specifically XTreme Beach Volleyball) in the semifinals.

I've got to be honest, I didn't really notice the cat, I was far too busy wishing I was a Lannister so that I could be seduced by Margaery...

Ser Pounces contract demands were completely unreasonable.