Whedon really should have cut the tedious "Ultron. Uma. Uma. Ultron. Have you kids met Killraven?" bit.

"Richard Ayoa…Ayew…Aloa…France!"

I initially read chicken as children. Now I'm disappointed.

If you think that's offensive, you should see the after photo for that poor guy.

The A.V. Club
Apparently we are really evil people.

Time is a flat traffic circle.

I dunno. Coast Guard?

All your universe are belong to Starz.

Let's just say John Wick moved David Leitch and Chad Stahelski…TO A BIGGER UNIVERSE!!!

I'm seeing double here! Eight Robin Hoods!

"ICE TO SCREW YOU."

New Original Alternate Timeline X-Men is the best x-book.

Urge to watch…lowering.

Well, duh.

KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

GMO CORN BROUGHT DOWN 7 WORLD TRADE CENTER IN A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION!!!

I don't know what to think. On the one hand, I once had a dream where I rear-ended Neil Young's car while I was driving drunk, but he didn't get mad or throw me in jail (he was also a cop in this dream), instead he commended me for "partying hard" and invited me to the MTV Video Music Awards. So maybe Neil is a pretty…

You're both right!

Didn't Gavin Hood already make that?

"Yup….these are my listeners."