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No Joyce Wrigley? But she can pick up radio signals from as far away as San Antonio with that metal plate of hers. Molly Weasley probably doesn't even know what a radio is.

It certainly makes my list of the top 400 film trilogies ever made.

If you chant "reboot" three times before a darkened mirror, Spider-Man appears.

That's much less interesting than an Emirates News Agency fetish.

My anus is burning!

Helicarrier Bridge Tech #2 would like a word with you.

He's our never ending crusader for truth, justice, and hairy palms.

Is it okay if we say ReBoo2?

I'm shame-eating right now! I also went to the drive through in my scuzzy pajamas!

"Live from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, it's Friday Night!"

FUCK TEENS!!!

He'll make a perfect White Skull!

So your dad interviewed Todd Rundgren? Big whoop! My mom boned Roger Daltrey and stole some blow from him.

Maybe you accidentally ordered Domino's.

Now if only he could get my pizza delivery man to hurl it onto the roof in a rage.

Just put the arm rest next to you down and pretend you're waiting for your friend. That's what I did!

Needed more Rhodey being a lamewad if you ask me.

I thought EDM was a drug!

It's a good thing I already lost my will to live back in the Cosby comments.