Sixty seasons and a eulogy!

These pretzels are making me…..girthy……?

I was around in some form, but I don't really remember anything either. I edited it anyway, to pay tribute to Reposted a7x Fan.

The AV Club

I never should have made all those threatening phone calls to Linda Lavin.

Did we go to the same school?

Come again?

tl;dr

These newswires are coming in so fast, I don't have time to read them. Just give me the gist of it, somebody.

I believe it was later revised to read "All the kids in the United States are S.O.B.s."

Sometimes I walk from my bedroom to the living room…IN STYLE!

Ringo is so bad he makes Tony McCarroll look somewhat competent (or somesuch).

But I'm not allowed to go to the movies in my pajamas anymore! Free country my sweet ass!

Tell us another, you know you want to…

It's getting real sillligan, innit?

Who polices the Fashion Police?

And the finest #7 Manchester United ever had.

Toodles! Until your next childish tantrum!

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Yes. I am a sentient, sexually promiscuous, goat.