Great new name!

Sorry, it's the only picture I have of me trying to give someone the old in-out-in-out. I'll try and molest a Christian next time!

Well, I didn't need to call you that in order to feel better than you; I just had to remember all your previous meltdowns and laugh.

Why don't you take a break from being offended here and go back to posting upskirts on reddit.

I love how you own your outrage by constantly deleting your comments.

Sort this out for me av clubbers, is it okay for me a friend of mine to go on tour as "Congoleeza Rice"?

And a very problematic use of that word as well.

Now's my chance to get another remaindered copy of The Corrections!

I liked your comment better when it starred Glenn Miller.

You're woefully behind the curve Whovian. Leonard Pierce already made that joke three years ago.

Stick it up your ass, Frenchie!

Your comment is extremely racist, racist!

So, who is Coulson's allegedly deceased father going to turn out to be?

Should have posted in next week's comments…

Write it up! You've got yourself a "For Your Consideration."

EDITED: For being too fatuous.

I didn't catch the bit where they said she'd worked in a lab, I just assumed she got the blades at an evil nail salon.

Love dem Nittany Wildcats! Whatever nittany means…

It's what you'd expect from a boorish Yalie of Kentucky.

Hey! I'll have you know that the University of Kentucky is the Harvard of Kentucky!