The Poehler Vortex is even chillier than I'd imagined.

I would rather just not eat cheese than eat low-fat cheese. And I eat more cheese than a cartoon mouse.

I have a huge trigger for animal abuse but that scene, while sad, wasn't as bad. The dog is never even seen. Plus it was more of a putting-it-out-of-its-suffering kind of thing for a dog hit by a car.

I just want to punch him in the face, but I'm not sure why. :/

How dare you put those two photographs together in one post. Take it back.

maybe he's going "vroom! vroom! weeeee!"

Some people have told me that my love for this man is becoming too much, and I'm all like:

True story—Benedict Cumberbatch is the only person who signed my petition. Weird.

Omgomgomg... breathes into a paper bag. This will help satiate my desire for a solo Loki movie (which I and, I'd wager, a fuckton of other people would gladly see). And I'd very much like to sign your petition!

My family does not understand why I prefer Loki over Thor. IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ME

That book keeps sounding more and more like the newspaper.

There is no reason to debate it.

Did he sell 80,000 copies in 24 hours? 600k in 2 days?

Kind of like how the glue that holds Jezebel together is Burt and Mark.

Wonderfalls is the greatest cancellation injustice of ALL TIME.

I think that gif is begging to be mixed with the Katnis, "I volunteer!" gif.

That was fantastic, but it's funny that the group dancers in the video do not have particularly big butts, just the illusion of it in the shots where they're wagging their asses at the camera in closeup. I guess I can see why Mix insisted on the butt Polaroids- clearly he and the director had a different idea of what…

Would that make you a.......caulk gobbler?

Remember, you have to explain that you just want more caulk in your bowels.

::frames this::
Thank you!