Just googled Mark, he knows Laura Beck! She took his avatar photo! Any friend of Laura's is clearly a keeper :)

If Doug were using Mark as a pseudonym, and completely changed his writing style to fool everyone only to do a big reveal later and shout, "See! You do like me after all! GOT YOU!" then I'd say his troll powers are magnificent.

Oh dear lord is she fierce. The constant puppy growling makes me die laughing which is not reinforcing her properly but it's so cute! She also insists any dog larger than her share the toys, even if they don't want to.

Plus, it helps to realize they may have the same fear. After all they have picked pictures that are flattering and likely don't look like that all the time.

Good for you! That is just a horrible manipulation, and she doesn't deserve your friendship. Party for KEWLBEAANS!

Lady Charlotte Whitepaws of Beaverhausen.

Hahaha! I legitimately cackled when I saw that.

Yeah, I wonder what happened to Doug?

To Mark!

It was an excellent start! This gif is ancient by Internet standards now, but I've been enjoying watching the site users basically do this all day:

Season one is incredible, but be forewarned- there's a lot of sexual violence and of sexualized violence. I'm normally very sensitive to that, and I made it through the season, but I did have trouble with bits of it.

You guys I have a crush on someone. We'll just call him "Bark." Yeah. "Bark Shrayber...stein."

YAY MARK WELCOME MARK!!

I've been reading all your posts today, Mark, and I must say,

And so the time of the slow weekends is over.

Mark right now:

WHAT.

Mark, you are killing it on your first day. This is the beginning of something beautiful. I just know it.