It looks like he's spraying Axe. Now THAT should be felony.

Horizon's farming practices are pretty controversial. That's enough for me to stick with Organic Valley.

If you haven't tried it yet and see it in a grocery store, snag some Organic Valley pasture butter. That stuff is amazing.

Vermont: come for the gay marriage and consideration of end-of-life-bills, stay for the cheese!

Flames? On the side of your face?

What did that 4.5 pile of meat ever do to her?

I could never have a crush on Oscar Isaac because Llewyn Davis was so damn obnoxious. I liked the movie, and obviously he wasn't supposed to be portrayed any other way, but just...ugh.

I was hoping that the cost, per day, was $2000! I suppose that would take estimating how many uses you get out of each product, though.

Would you settle for this?

Here, I photoshopped that for you (should have been my username):

"I want heads to roll."

I'll be in my bunk.

And now we learn that not only is he a petty asshole, but he'll throw his aides under the bus. Unless anybody actually believes that he didn't have anything to do with it?

NAILED IT.

I've read the book, and this photo doesn't fit. And I say that as a big David Fincher fan. Unless I completely missed the emotional tone of the characters, this just feels off. That said, I love his quote about likability. The older I get, the more I appreciate the people who "get shit done."

As far as the cover…

My face (though less dreamy) whenever I see a longform Lindy post:

If he'd attributed it properly, then I'd be interested! :-)

Without "theoretical" gravity, it's WAY easier to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps!

I like that analysis. Just photoshop in a bunch of books and a dad being chased by wolves!

But...did she buy any of your cookies?