yes, of course!! Of course!!

I only recently added a flat sheet back to my bed because it makes making your bed stupid easy.

Yeah, it all fit for me - she's a girl who is prone to mood swings and fantastical thinking, and she's married a much older guy whose income allows her to indulge those impulses. It certainly could have been played by an older actress, but I thought it worked like this. Her fearlessness in going over to the mob guys…

I am a clean bed obsessive. This definitely is OK!

THE EARS! Lawd save me.

Agreed! AND we have the same "sleeping arrangement" in our marital bed, JolieKerr, which means you and I are basically twinzies, although I actually launder ...wait for it... twice a week.

I like you already.

He must return a lot of videotapes.

hey dont be too harsh - what about going to the gym when he isnt watching titanic, murdering prostitutes, laughing, smiling and helping people do/be better in life? those things are fun too!

I don't know who you are, Mark Shrayber, but this is a good start.

That is completely accurate.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

I really liked her in Hustle. I thought her youth worked with the character - she'd have had her kid in her late teens, and her recklessness fits with a girl who kind of derailed at that age. She made me laugh and I thought she was really good.

He is straight-edge, which means that he does not drink, smoke, do drugs, or fornicate FOR LIFE

Straight-edge would be a dealbreaker for me. I like to drink and fornicate.

I'll write a dirtbag about how I just creepily Internet stalked the new Jezebel writer because I'm not the nosiest person in the entire world. I also never exaggerate.

I haven't been on Jezebel lately on the weekend. Is Mark a brand new writer? I liked this dirtbag. Didn't take me 12 times to read one sentence to understand it (hence the not reading on the weekends lately).

I have no idea who Lacey Chabert, Kaley Cuoco, and Ali Fedotowsky are, and I feel quite smug about it.