Too bad they aren't looking for someone for their IT department, this guy would fit right in.

Girls with Slingshots!!! That's my absolute favorite web comic. I need to find more like it.

Don't forget Christian Mingle! The number one site for judgmental religious people to cheat on their spouses with!

Isn't stale bread just a crouton? I fucking love croutons. This gif is a crouton.

Oh good, so now if a three-fingered leprechaun ever curses my unborn child on the eve of St. Stephen's day, I can easily obtain an abortion.

A Marine Scout Sniper is more static than a Recon Sniper who has to be deployed as part of a team and provide constant cover for that team as it moves. It's job requires it to be much more mobile and ready-able than a Scout Sniper who operates with other Scout Snipers and only as a secondary can provide overwatch. …

Which coincidentally I was watching on my DVR when I happened to see this article—and at the very moment when Shirley was talking about Jesus.

I really wanted you to drop the mic after both of these comments. So well-written, succinct, and eloquent.

This is especially hilarious in light of last night's "Community" episode which wondered, "Nicolas Cage — Good or Bad?"

I'm going to the NY premiere! I'm so excited! I blew all my bonus money on it last year, knowing it was a risk because they were estimating January/early February release which is our busiest time at work. But early March is the PERFECT time for me to get a few days off and party my ass off with whatever friends up…

First off, I was not an American soldier, I was an Israeli Paratrooper.

Science has looked into this phenomenon, and the ability to do pull-ups is more than just 'training.' People who can easily do pull-ups have "a combination of strength, low body fat and shorter stature." It is not really a good indicator of overall fitness, and many extremely fit people (men and women) will have…

I understand the concept of "bad boys" being hard to resist, but Beiber just comes off as more of a rogue toddler. I'm a bit unsettled.

Wouldn't is be a smart business move if all seasons of Veronica Mars were available on Netflix Streaming, before the movie is released? That way people can catch up or get hooked again or for the first time, or maybe just watch an episode if they haven't before.

I love him, but I'm fairly certain Bill Clinton has never opted out of one bang in his entire life.

Did anyone else see the video that was released a couple of months ago that had the cast talking about whether they were Team Logan or Team Piz? All of the Team Piz people were like "Veronica deserves a guy who will treat her right and Piz is SO NICE!"

I know Swift and Mars are not a couple, but this makes me think of Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum. They've gotten a lot of snark from the UK press ("ooh, he's so tiny") but they don't give a shit.

According to iMDB, Bruno Mars is 5'5" and Taylor Swift is 5'9 1/2" which even accounting for heels doesn't explain the ridiculous difference. I think it's the angle or photoshop for sure.

I have no idea how but I somehow misread this to be about Miley Cyrus copying Hillary Clinton by getting bangs and I wondered where the picture of Miley was and why she was invited to a swearing-in of a public official. I had to reread it to discover there was in fact no mention of Miley at all. Obviously I need to…