My first thought was, "The Prancercise lady had a baby?"

Ahh! Weirdo! Agree with the rest of your list, but I don't want to go out like a naked Popsicle. Fuck I hate the cold, Dante wasn't joking...

Alright, to answer your question:

I didn't see any red cans, so for about 30 seconds I was wondering why you said "piles of coke," before what you actually meant dawned on me. I guess I should email my parents and tell them that sending me to Catholic school as a kid worked out the way they'd hoped.

Yeah, but did she have a frozen pizza, a cat, and the Pride and Prejudice miniseries? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

I had a good nights sleep.

Of course you are! Duh!

Sadly, it is possible to be a careful and grammatical writer and yet be duped by a cheating sociopath. No need to ask me how I know.

URINE LOVE, HONEY!!!

Haha, nono - stay in the sun! Geography is not my strong suit either. It's really close on the border to Italy, if that helps you feel better :)

I hope part of this project is to go out in public wearing the fat suit and interact with people and providers who don't know you are wearing it, so that these people can see and feel how obese people are treated.

That is an excellent question for which I am possibly the least qualified person in the world to answer. I have been saying it BED-SHELL for years and it wasn't till I read your post that I realised I apparently can't read. Bed-shell? Seriously, what is wrong with me?

If all they learned is to keep their stupid, hateful opinions to themselves, I am okay with it. The chances of them actually changing are slim. I firmly believe that, a lot of the time, battles against homophobia, racism, sexism, etc. are less about changing hearts and minds than they are about shaming idiots into…

Learning not to make bigoted remarks in public would be considered "learning a lot" if you think of it in relation to how much they already knew beforehand.

gwen did it better

This is going to sound weird, and MOM DON'T READ THIS!
But I think the best thing my Mom did for me when I was younger was to be open with her natural body. She has stretch marks, she has sagging, she didn't shave anything but her legs and armpits, and only when she was going to be showing them. And she was…

We can make this happen

YEAH!!1111!! MOAR LIKE BUTTFEED AMIRITE!?!?2221111