Fuck Buzzfeed. They're uber passe. LONG LIVE DOGE!

My present to myself for my 40th birthday is going to be a motorcycle! And yes, my mother is definitely going to be pissed about it.

Yes.

Oh, you have last year's tiny guitar, do you?

Those are pretty good goals, but if you can manage the sock one you are a better woman than I. I just ended up buying all the same kind of sock so I wouldn't have to worry about it. Whomp whomp.

The only resolution I've ever kept is resolving to always keep a pen in my purse.

Between this, and the Price is Right post, I have spit out the soda (that I am giving up in the New Year..maybe), not once, but twice, at my computer screen. Laughter tears are streaming down my face. Rebecca, You are ON POINT today. Straight killin it.

Great resolution!

I actually came up with a good resolution for once! My resolution is to get a passport and then use it to have an adventure!

I'm going to stop trying to borrow people's dogs and actually rescue one.

I say make new year's resolutions that will stick. For example: I had a very shitty 2012, I promised myself on last new years eve that this year would be better that I would be better. I accomplished all I wanted for this year.

To answer the headline: yes. I don't really like sending sexy photos because I hate that I have to look at them (I really don't find myself all that attractive naked and panic, so usually I get my bf to take them of me then he can keep them somewhere haha XD) but sexting I like. Phone sex I dont, but sexting gives you…

I really love Sharpie pens but hate that they bleed through the paper...I still use them, but when I'm concerned about the ink bleeding I use the Staedtler Triplus Fineliner. It's just as satisfying to write/doodle with AND they don't bleed. I'm a big-time pen nerd (hoarder) and thought I'd share. :)

YES. i thought that would have been so fricking cliche.

Didn't you love the "please Mr. kennedy" scene?

That George Clooney anecdote is really cute. (Also, supposedly the guy they eventually got to sing for him, Dan Tyminski, told his wife he got the gig and she said "Your voice coming from George Clooney? My fantasies are coming true!")

I adore her. Have you seen Shame? It's an amazing movie and she is (unsurprisingly) amazing in it. Also, if you're ever in the mood to watch The Most Depressing Movie Of All Time In Any Dimension In All The Universes, aka: Never Let Me Go, she's amazing in that too.

Ah, a fellow Raising Arizona fan. This warms my heart, because there are so many people who now assume that the presence of Nicolas Cage in a movie is a bad omen and aren't aware of how wonderful he's capable of being.

Article tempts me to criticize something about Beyonce...

Thanks to Dr. Edelin for his empathy and commitment to giving women and couples power in what is often a devastating situation for all involved.