Thank you for saying this, because it was my first thought too. We know nothing about their relationship behind closed doors or their status when the conception happened. To say he was "sliding with another woman" is pretty damn presumptuous when they both claim they were on a break. Besides, it seems like they're…

Kudos to you for realizing that!

If they want to make it historical, she could be from a time when children did hard labor and often had rickets from malnutrition, or she could have had polio.

What a little sweetheart. So adorable.

Samantha was my doll!

The brilliant Drew Goddard-directed, Joss Whedon-produced horror film The Cabin in the Woods. I cannot recommend it highly enough!

Just imagine replacing "duck" with "dingleberry." From the "meet the cast" section on the A&E website:

DONE. Just have to wait for ud to review it. Which honestly scares me. I feel like I'm going to get arrested for being super gross or something.

Dude, life is complicated and shit happens.

girl i'm on it like special ops.

Jezzies unite: LET'S DO THIS THING. Santorum-style.

This comment is my boyfriend.

"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and..."

voted Obama?

The amount of mental gymnastics needed to understand the Italian legal system is formidable. Remember when an Italian court convicted a group of geologists for not predicting an earthquake?

I love the moments I consider to be small reality seizures. Like, when thought patterns have become so ingrained that seeing something contrary just stops you in your tracks and your brain ceases to process properly.

Perhaps of the pants-off variety?

OH MY GOD THIS IS MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE.

(I have anything aside from "why" marked as unacceptable on that question, and it is a mandatory question for me.)

I read it as kind of sarcastic or jokey. Like, if you can't write a good female character, the odds of being able to understand that women are just people are slim. Just telling somebody who can't write a female character to write a cool female character like the women you know might not be helpful advice because…

This is a great question! I hate when I've been specific about something like age (I'm in my 40s and I teach at a university. Men in their early 20s look like my students to me, sorry) and then someone tries to negotiate that or talk me out of what I know to be my preferences in his response. One 21 year old man…

The HAIR her character has, in EVERY scene. Incredible.