"We think you're a barely functional idiot who can't figure out that when the weather gets cold you need to go buy warm clothes for yourself. We sit at home some nights, terrified you'll freeze to death, alone in your studio apartment, wondering where your friend Mr. Sunshine went."

But I though "The Couple That Drinks Together Stays Together" Now how am I supposed to keep a man?

Rebecca, darling: shhhhhhhhhhh.

This should be his IMDB pic

You win the internet for the day!

This is one of those bills I read about and I'm just shocked that what it's outlawing was actually permitted currently. Military commanders could overturn JURY CONVICTIONS??? Being convicted of sexual assault didn't automatically mean dishonourable discharge or dismissal??

Set phasers to: SMOLDER!

I would bang Alan Rickman until we used up the word "bang" and English would have to invent a new word. And then we'd use up that one too.

Its like you are trying to drive me insane when you don't include Liam Neeson (age 61) in any of your hot men lists.

Patrick Stewart isn't on this list. Methinks you have no taste at all.

Some shark Twitter warnings will likely turnout to be fail whales.

Twitter users are about to get trawled so hard.

He can be on the show I'm currently shopping, its called "Bearded Weirdos Ruminate on Anal Sex." He is exactly the star I need to attach to this project to get it off the ground. My pilot is testing very well in the Bible-Belt.

Fundamentalist Christians: We don't care about biblical views on crustaceans,bacon, cotton-poly blend clothing, working on Saturday, or that "the root of all evil is the love of money". But be careful where you insert that dick, cuz Deus le veult.