This just in: Never work with children or animals!
What a brave person.
Ian Somerhalder can't get through security at all. Especially when he's accompanied by his sister.
yes, Ian, I will allow you into my country.
I can't see the word scrunchie without thinking about horrible Cosmopolitan sex advice.
I am convinced you are doing this SIMPLY to fuck with me using my well known fear of fish, because I am a narcissist.
Could be worse.
Well, that's no fun! ;)
SUCH a relief. I have a white friend who teaches music at a Title I school, and sometimes she snickers over the names her students have. It makes me want to hit her. Way to be casually racist and classist!
I also got this calendar.
I found this photo I sent to friends when she gave it to me.
In addition to my regular bag of dog poo? That shouldn't be a problem...
Terrifying mechanical dancing Snoopy because of the "funny dance I do." To be clear I wasn't aware that I did a "funny dance," so now I'm scared of the mechanical toy in may apartment and fairly certain I shouldn't ever dance again. Ever.
A f'ing scale!
... I am failing at coming up with actual lines, but "Summer of the Naked Cannibals" could definitely be the Act I finale of FLORIDA!
Pheonix. I feel the misspelling is important.
It negatively influences me. I watch it and am like...well, I'm not that bad. No need to panic! and then I don't do anything.
I'm typing this out while sitting on a couch in what used to be my brothers and I room. All my stuff is still in the car (I just flew in from the Middle East) and every morning, I have to go out to my car to grab cloths to wear. I have to be careful in this room because every square inch of space is filled with cacti.…