The fact that people in authority tend to view rape less seriously than the crime of marijuana possession, for example, says a lot about our society.

On the one hand: this story is a great example of why there are still major issues in how we treat women in American society, proving that the whole, "women have tons of privilege over men!" argument is bullshit.

WhatEVER, Burt.

Oh my god. I'm away to that place right now.

You're my kind of people.

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

I commented on one of those. Something to the effect of "Oh great, a new way to let your impressionable daughter know she's a piece of property! She "belongs" to her father until he decides to let someone pork her? Great way to let a young woman know her worth!"

How did I never know about this?

Woah, it worked great! She just needs to take that texture and use it. When I tried this I got crazy frizz crimps. No idea how, I am pretty pro at wet setting. Must be all the layers I have or something.

I'm sad to say that I have, in the past, attempted this misguided hairstyling technique. I was 14 and I went out for dinner afterwards. I showed a picture of it to my boyfriend years later and he begged me never to do it again.

She looks like River Song.

The age old South Park question: "What would Brian Boitano do?"

Last year, I spent Christmas day at home by myself. (My family celebrates Christmas on the weekend since all of us kids have to travel and work during the week of the actual holiday.) It was GLORIOUS. I woke up, put on clean brand new PJs, had a beer for breakfast, and spent the rest of the day snacking, napping,…

"I guess you're supposed to give this to your mother-in-law. Or, if you want to make it fun, your coworker who just gave birth to a baby boy."

Yeah, that cover gave me pause too. I mean, I don't read tabloids and I have seen plenty of horrifying headlines but that one just seemed beyond the pale.

It's funny cause you can actually believe it would happen. And it's tragic because you can believe it would happen. If anybody disagrees with me, I just saw a magazine with the headline, "Who Will Die First"

It's telling that this man's first and last name are both words for penis.

Whoopi Goldberg's face is the perfect representation of my feeling about this!

This map might help, although I'm not sure how accurate it is. Looks like they're just friends? I thought she was his late wife's sister this whole time.