When did this movie become Citizen Kane? I feel like it's been everywhere this month (my Facebook newsfeed in-particular) and I don't recall it being this popular before.

I bet he gets a massive supply of Guerlain Terracotta Bronzing Powder delivered too. Cause no time outdoors or tanning bed contours homeboy's cheeks like that.

Sorry, Mitt - when you change your position because you want to be Mr. Tea Party Tough Guy - you don't get to whine about being seen as a flip flopper.

Then again...

Clever girls

You can't fool me, I watched Scrubs!

As the owner of amazing brows that are threaded every three weeks, I feel guilt when people assume they're natural. They are like the beautiful fake tits of the face.

Burt on a Tuesday? Hurrah, more Burt!

I think people making accusations like that and silencing those who have experienced extreme things like this is a self fulfilling prophecy. Because you throw shit at it every time you hear it, you keep people from speaking up. Even when you say "I will give her the benefit of the doubt" you do so explicitly in order…

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Dummies! I saw Santa down at the mall for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Suckers! I didn't even pay for any of the photo packages! Shove it up your butt, Santa Industrial Complex!

Not even kidding, I actually clicked on the title of this post because I wanted to see Carla Bruni's breasts as well. I feel...so used.

She is currently one of my professors, and if I had to pick ONE person to be a fedral judge, she would be it. I am in awe of her brilliance, poise, and how she justs ~*knows*~ things. And she is so incredibly kind and fair. And she has a reverence for the judicial system and the Constitution that only comes from…

REAL LIFE IS NOT A ROM-COM.

This was brilliantly written. Bets on how long until Tracie is headhunted from Jezebel? This was probably one of the best researched and articulated stories I've read on here and that's being said by someone who has been reading Jez since its beginnings.

It's also straight marketing, imho. It's a lot easier to convince folks to stick with your religion when you create your God's representative on earth in your own image. If that doesn't work, there are always the Crusades.

Better late than never?!?!??!!!!! Why is the feminist answer to everything always ABORTION!?!?!?

Oh, I know. If it weren't for Patinkin, I wouldn't even care about this show. I've been in love with this man since I saw The Princess Bride for the first time when I was about seven or eight.

My little guy loves to lick my face, particularly my lips. It's way too sweet for me to get grossed out.

My doctor wears a locket