"Smelly prawn"

And a kick line! Big finish!!

I know! i'd probably move in closer

I am going to go back to read this whole thing. But my first reaction is, most people are not going to read Ms. Couric's blog post or go to the website. Some people in this country still cannot read beyond an elementary school level, and rely on information provided on TV to make decisions. (14% of adults read below a…

I hate trying to explain about these seemingly-innocuous incidents and being told that I'm "reading too much into it" or "making everything about race" or whatever excuse is being used. I've been at this thing of being Black for 38, almost 39 years, and I know the codes, so don't tell me that I don't know what I'm…

Carrie Underwood in the Mia Farrow role and Vampire BEEEEEEELLLLL as the male lead.

Make it a feature film, casting Michelle Williams and Bradley Cooper, speaking in French. Then I'd watch it.

This project could have been AMAZING. The shoes are really cool, and I don't at all mind the concept, actually. The accompanying stories, however, are insufferable. This guy has the emotional maturity and intellectual prowess of a freshman philosophy major who insists his teachers all give him Cs because they're…

I asked a Christian this and I was told that people should just "pick themselves up by the bootstraps."

It seems appropriate to repost this gem here:

You said "magical eight inches." Runs off giggling.

I thought the public reaction to Carrie UNderwood's performance had been ... relatively restrained? I mean, I haven't read every single blog post so it's possible people out there are being vicious — people somewhere usually are — but I feel like most of what I've read has been along the lines of "she tried, but she's…

I'll pray to Thor that Carrie underwood learns the difference between criticism and people 'being mean.'

Ugh. I don't get how someone could say "Mean people need Jesus" without realizing that packed into that sentiment is "You can't be good without God" and even worse, "People who cross me deserve Hell."

An NSFW would be good here, there are naked lady pictures. I hope the IT guys are happy.

Howabout an NSFW tag, some of us are still at the office

This almost makes me want to cry.