Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

He knows us well, it appears.

Official ruling requested:
Does it still count as bed-making if I only use a fitted sheet and a comforter (no flat sheet)? I put the pillows at the head of the bed and move the comforter to relatively align with the bed, and count that as made. I cover the pile of pillows with decorative pillows, as they cover the…

Announcement: wasabi75 is unclean! SHUN!

20th Century Grumpy Cat, is that you?

I know that this is a dangerous thing to ask on the internet, but what does "shit tie" mean?

"Oh my God, this is the most exciting news ever. I don't care about Kate and her whiny, little baby. I will seduce that man and become the most hated adultress since Camilla!"

That comment is distilled perfection.

Someone once told* me that it was better to dress as fashion editors and designers dress themselves, rather than wear what they try to sell you. So this makes a lot of sense.

Very cool article. I was curious what her other major was, and it turns out it's theater! Her career seems like the perfect combo of those degrees.

Elsewhere, dancer Jolie says this is all much ado about nothing and her customers really just come by her club to talk. And for the chicken wings, right? OK, girl. *rolls eyes*

Beyond the gif above...

If there's a way to send a message in Kinja, I'd love to know what you think!

I think that the fact the the products are so clearly marketed to women, the contrast of their whimsical products vs. actual work environment, and that many of the readers have Lisa Frank nostalgia*, combine to make Lisa Frank such a catnip Jezebel topic.

*Or at least an emotional reaction. I remember feeling left out…

Giving up any pretense of staying on topic:

I would love to see Tracie to make up a cover letter for our entertainment.

"Yes, those first two steps are exactly what our team is looking for!"

Don't give up! Lots of people have kids on OKC (at least in my region), and there's a question like, "Would you date someone with kids from a prior relationship?" You can set it as accepting "Yes" as a mandatory answer, which will help decide your match percentages. Also, people for whom that's a dealbreaker can…