Sorry to be so picky, Rebecca, but I think you got the source wrong. Corrections below.

You've convinced me! Ordering now.

That's a fantastic resolution. What are your plans? Any specific dog in mind?

"but if you can manage the sock one you are a better woman than I. I just ended up buying all the same kind of sock so I wouldn't have to worry about it."

I just used that song in a Grooveshark mix I made for a friend's wedding night! Don't be pony-hating.

Didn't you love the "please Mr. kennedy" scene?"

OK. Everyone please proceed to make your own "iPAD" jokes here, because I'm sure as hell not doing it.

Don't let that stop you! His role is pretty small, but he did really well (in my opinion). Even if you hate every minute of his screentime, the Goodman part is predictably amazing.

Way to go, bitch!

"Perhaps" the greatest film?!? Shut your mouth!

Maybe THIS?

Yikes. Guess evil stepmothers really do exist?

Puff, puff, pass?

Just imagine replacing "duck" with "dingleberry." From the "meet the cast" section on the A&E website:

Not to be (excessively) snarky, but if they're working it out privately, why should we care?

Urban Dictionary defines* it as the removal of dingleberries.

*Not YET, but it should...

I wonder what it would take for me to actually be surprised by something this guy did.

Goddamn humanity.

Now I've got "butterandcreamcheeseandbutterandcreamcheese..." running through my head. :-)