I assumed that she was angling for an apology gift card. Too cynical?

It's as if they think that they deserve some kind of sex medal for saying that they enjoy it, and that you should be both turned on and pre-grateful.

Yo, Justin, Imma let you finish (acting like a douchecanoe), but Steven Moffat

People only saw the part of Bieber's tweet that he hit "send" on too early. Through investigative journalism that definitely isn't just photoshop, I've dug this up:

I agree! I'm in my thirties, but every now and a guy well older than my age range will write and say that he's very experienced as well as that he looks younger than his age and even gets carded.

Also...has any woman ever been persuaded by a guy offering her "ultimate pleasure?" In my experience, the guys allude to…

Another pet peeve? When people have the wrong answer chosen for a question, and have marked the correct answer as unacceptable. WHEREFORE MEANS WHY IN THE SHAKESPEARE QUESTION. Ahem.

"that I'm on an online dating site, lolz"

Shallow online dating pet peeves, anyone?
How about when someone has a group picture for their profile picture, but when you click through, you realize that the cute guy in the picture is...his friend?

It's kind of a cool feeling to realize I would rather be alone than on a mediocre OK Cupid date. It hasn't stopped me from browsing the site right now, though I should add drinking.

Pretend everyone else sees it as a blind item at the link and that you've become internet-psychic, able to discern the identities in all blind items!

After I was diagnosed with cancer four years, four months, and 11 days ago, someone I knew from work came up to me and told me that he'd heard about my diagnosis and that he had pancreatic cancer. He told me that people will put their feet in their mouths over and over again, but that they really are trying, in their…

Internet friends can help for the night!

I was dramatically dumped a couple months ago, and it helped for me to look back and label some red flags that I'd dismissed at the time. Any of those that you saw?

Do you have more expensive food in the fridge than in the freezer? My vote would be to quicklyopen your freezer, grab the frozen water jugs (smart of you to use them!), then quickly put them into the fridge. If you said that the fridge part still seems cold, the jugs should be enough to hold them until Monday…

You can get 750 of these vibrating cock rings:

"Yeah, thanks for that, Doug."

I misread that as "accepting only gay youths," and have to admit that I'm disappointed.

Jezebel commentariat:

Ooh, I'm feeling it.

I see what you did there, and I like it.