"headed down that back alley..."

Low-hanging fruit, I know.

I know Lamebook isn't a perfect site, but this was pithy enough to make me laugh.

Gosh, in my experience, it doesn't take much to get a necklace. Especially a pearl necklace.

If you're going to criticize Leonardo DiCaprio for a film that glamorizes white-collar criminals, it seems like Catch Me if You Can would be a better fit.

I can't really get behind her here. I haven't seen Wolf of Wall Street, yet, but from the reviews I've read, yes, Scorcese makes him an entertaining figure, but not a moral one. This Business Insider article does a good job of explaining. I'm sure her pain is still incredibly raw, but I really doubt Scorcese…

You know, if he had to resort to pleasuring himself in a town called Beaverton,maybe there IS something wrong with him.

His smile makes me think that he finished...

"He wouldn't even CONSIDER hiring Dexter Morgan as our wedding planner," the woman in question did not say.

I'm readily admitting that this is a potentially embarrassing to post on the interwebs, but...

Lil Bub's Yule Log vid was great for sitting alone on Christmas drinking cucumber vodka sodas while waiting for the Vodka I mean Doctor Who special to come on, though.

Racist and classist? I CAN HAVE IT ALL!!!!1!!1!

Hiddleston beard will be purged from my memory in 5..4..3..2..

And if the court will allow, I would like to enter into evidence my shriveled ladyboner, from 2:10 to 2:13, as overwhelming proof that Adam Levine is certainly not the sexiest man alive.

Finally, someone else understands!

In addition to the actual concerns raised by the other comments, this is just terrible timing. 14 years after the original Lilith Fair ends is when this guy breeds a Liliger?

I love how it sounds a bit threatening.

Man, I can't believe I missed this year's Emojo Art Show. I would have been out front protesting that there STILL isn't a cheese emoji.

Do you think that the February chicken is proud to have made it, but still feels a little bad that he or she got the shortest month? That's what I imagine it's like for all the "hunky fireman" style calendars...