She was a prosecutor, and she went beyond even the normal prosecutorial BS. If she explained why her positions changed or even acknowledged the realities of prosecution I’d be more on board with her. That being said I’m voting for her if she wins the primary.

I think you milked that pun for all it’s worth

I tried to keep my first pregnancy a secret from my co-workers. But then there was a day when the boss went nuts and brought us beer at work. When I didn’t drink any free beer, they immediately knew.

I understand first wife’s reaction but that says an awful lot about gender politics in a very small space, doesn’t it.

Kate Mara’s baby will be the half sib to Evan Rachel Wood’s kiddo.

Are we sure the Bezos thing isn’t just a two-day ship?

Blunt clambers up behind her, shouting “OHMYGOD BITCH, YOUR TITS ARE HUGE”

Q: Where is the triangle of color that directs you to the subject, Alex Trebek?

I was absolutely going to say that my Grandparents would be happy in that house.

Seriously. The only personality anywhere is one that says “you are not allowed to eat that on this.”

I’m not saying I’d use his number to hook up with him, but I’d definitely get involved in long text flirt and probably never meet up with him.

Extroverted girls do this, too. That turns into some weird double dog dare you shit that ends with someone running naked thru a quad yelling about the quality of one’s milkshake. Or something. There’s no pictures so no-one can prove that. Ever.

Taika Waititi

Rami in the hoodie

Nothing in the world is hotter than Jason Momoa. Nothing. Not even ghost peppers.

none needed

Oh, he’s just a hot actor who speaks five languages and gives speeches at the United Nations about gender inequality:

I’m confused by the need for qualifiers after “Chris Hemsworth.”

Edgar Ramirez.

I recently discovered that most of my friends have no idea who Jason Momoa is. This was akin to them telling me they believe the earth is flat. All I could do was sputter and stare at them. And then show them a google image search, so they would no longer have to suffer in ignorance.