disfluency
Alfonso P. P. Fatty III
disfluency

I hope this ordeal has changed this top Republican’s stance on LGBTQ and Gun Rights...

I don’t have a problem with a skilled signal technician making 140k a year. I do have a problem with layers upon layers of bureaucrats making that kind of money or more and their only purpose is to push papers and pencils around on a desk all day.  

I’m gonna need someone to photoshop a response like this from Comey. As in, “I met with my boss today and that fat, balding loser tried to tell me how to do my GD job #millertime #ihavebiggerhands”

Like, he literally said on national tv that that’s why he fired him. I’m totally confused why we’re still discussing whether that happened instead of his supporters just saying we shouldn’t care. It’s like with the torture all over again. You know the Bush supporters in that debate were pro-torture, but they also kept

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

I’m seeing a lot of criticism for Kim Weaver in the comments here (especially in the greys). This story is not about her qualifications as a candidate, especially since she is no longer a candidate. This story is about the abuse she suffered while a candidate, which should not be tolerated regardless of the candidate’s

They use recordings of those messages as their pre-show “turn off your damn cell phone” clip. It is glorious.

This sort of thing is why I love the Drafthouse. These MRA nutbags don’t realize who they’re screwing with; this is a theatre that throws people out for playing with their phones. They get lawsuit threats all day every day and have yet to locate a fuck to give, so if these misogynist whackjobs thought the Drafthouse

My favorite bit is from the end:

I’ve never lived in Long Island or The Hamptons, so I’m not disagreeing with your assessment that they’re not very racist. I have no reason to assert otherwise beyond this one woman. But an area voting liberal is not proof that the people there are not racist. Lots of white people love black people in theory, but

For all intensive purposes, cow downing is all the rage in rural areas.

Was just about to talk about moo points. Thunder stealer.

Now, all of a sudden, I can’t use it?”

I had the same thought, figured she was going for “cower to”? “Cow down” is some sub-Joey Tribbiani nonsense.

“I don’t see race. Now come get these black people off my lawn!”