I use to get 5 or ten dollars from the tooth fairy. I think I got Twenty once when I lost two. Later dad told me it's cause he didn't have change for a twenty.

Man, I would not have dreamed of this as a kid, I really liked the whimsy of the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, etc. Of course, my local Tooth Fairy was also prompt.

I absolutely love that a child young enough to still believe in the tooth fairly can be so accomplished in throwing shade.

Amen to all of this going on here in your commenter name/avatar

Well you've certainly come to the right place to be judged for your personal parenting choices. Have a seat; someone will be right with you!

OH, SMEGMA.

Let me assuage your feelings:

At the play group thing in NZ, he grabbed a toy from another kid and made her cry.

William above, kate below. I think he favors kate a lot more.

This is absolutely disgusting.

Kate has strong genes. That baby looks a lot like her.

I'm ovulating so this is the worst thing to ever happen to me

HE LOOKS LIKE A WEE BABY WINSTON CHURCHILL

He looks oddly familiar.

Imagine her surprise had she gotten as far as the southern border of Georgia only to gaze out on the vast ocean. Nearby she would see an animated rabbit resting peacefully in a hammock with a well worn saw on the ground next to him.

a medical journal's notoriously funny Christmas issue. You have to read the whole thing. Last year they had a study on whether James Bond's drinks were shaken because of alcohol induced tremors.

lol I'm not angry, and I'm pretty smart. Got all A's in preschool sooooo you're wrong.

Lets look at the facts:

1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.

Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.

This guy shitting on the floor is a very apt metaphor for why he's in the news now.