This house looks like it’s screaming into the void.

There doesn’t have to be a pattern or precedent. Johnny Depp has neither, and he still did what he did. So anyone who doesn’t have a pattern is incapable? Really? You’re going to go there?

What about holding open elevator doors? I refuse to do so for people who run up from what seems to be the void because they appeared truly as if from nowhere. If you weren’t there when the doors opened, you can run and stick in your own hand between the doors. Don’t expect me to slow down the process when there are…

Like what’s the point? It’s automatic. I also don’t hold open elevators for anyone who was not standing right next to me at the time the elevator arrived. SORRY NOT SORRY.

I only hold open doors for people in wheelchairs if they’re close behind me. I have never run up from behind someone to open a door unless they’ve asked. Why? I hate when men do this, in particular.

Unless someone is literally a step behind me or has a visible disability, I do not hold open doors. Open it yourself.

Does it matter if all the lights are on and computers are running?

Well given that the government has to give you permission to sue them...I don’t imagine that going exceedingly well.

or maybe just ignore the people who do and let it fucking go? that’s another option. i don’t post every detail of my life, but damn, who gives a shit? and also, the fact that social media is such an integral part of our communication and lives now doesn’t mean there are no boundaries. like...you’re not owed…

doing things that other people can see doesn’t mean you welcome or care about other people’s opinions. learn the difference.

like why though...people give mementos and family heirlooms to their partners all the time. it’s special to him, she’s special to him, it makes sense? it’s not like he sold it. idgi.

Several times I’ve looked at someone I’m dating and realized, “Jesus fucking Christ. You’re my father.”

Uh...Black women do this too. Most women do tbh.

Tbh that’s not a question that should even be asked, because it’s not anybody else’s business. Their marriage isn’t for public consumption and I feel uncomfortable with the framing of it as “should she”. She should do whatever she wants and if we disagree, it’s whatever, but it’s not up to us to make the call and I…

I really like you.

You can absolutely tell when an ejaculate producer eats a lot of red meat and drinks little water or eats few fruits and veggies. Tastes like metal, is too thick, and is just generally icky.

When I first hovered over the link to this story, I saw this:

That’s a lie. We’re not in the process at all. We haven’t even begun.

If me being okay with Splinter publishing his phone number makes me lose the moral high ground to someone who finds it politically expedient to traumatize hundreds (if not thousands) of children every day, then I’m not really sure morality even exists anymore.

The thing is, Germany admitted its wrongdoing. America has never done such a thing. Ever.