It’s like driving an eggplant.

He’s vapid but also exceedingly pretentious and his head is very far up his own ass, which is the absolute worst. Like he doesn’t even have the justification of being pretentious but also super talented.

I tried to go by my middle name and was doing well for a little while, but it was weird to correct my family, so I just let them continue calling me Rae, which they always call me instead of Rachel (my first name). Though I was working with my aunt at the time and she saw that my Starbucks cup said my middle name and…

oh when will we be allowed to delete our own comments?

I will read all of these stories with impunity because I am, at last, vindicated in my loathing for Brangelina.

I haven’t been there in so long (the closest one is a few miles away but it’s in a direction that I literally never go so I forget about it) that I would definitely be engaging in some PDA with whomever had decided to take me there.

No. It was just widely inconsiderate. Shade has to be intentional.

I ALWAYS knew it. Like I just felt it about him. I noticed it very obviously in his interviews with Jonah Hill for Money Ball. The man had zero sense of humor and I was like, huh, he seems...to be lacking something here...

Absolutely. I defended her for Winter’s Bone before I actually saw most of it.

The Good Girl. Cake. Office Space. The Switch (fight me idc). Horrible Bosses. Rumor Has It. Bruce Almighty.

You’re like the 136647393 person to suggest this.

No and I’m gonna need everyone to stop with this.

He was a nonentity in Hollywood until 1990. His IMDB filmography starts in 1987, when he had some small TV roles. There was a 1988 Yugoslavian film in there, too. Nice try, though.

He had a few small roles starting in 1987, mostly in TV. He got his own movie in 1988 but it was filmed in Yugoslavia, and he was a wee baby. He didn’t really “get” to Hollywood until 1990.

Y’all really jumped ship with this, didn’t you? Good grief.

He’s too young for it to have been him. Calm yourself.

I’m tickled. Not for their children, but fuck Angelina. Brad, too. No sympathy for them as a couple.

I have not left my apartment for 3 days before. 24 hours is not a cause of concern to me.

This is just pure, solid, and honest. More stars.

Yeppers