Why is he angry at the water?

Sometimes you can’t make things go both ways, so to argue that “if it was the other way around,” is pointless.

Why should she be fired? Please explain your reasoning.

It is absolutely not shade.

It is not shade. Wow.

I always love how welcoming Jezebel commenters are of things from outside their own cultural experiences. It really drives home how self involved and ethnocentric liberal feminists are.

Humans have been doing that for millennia. Bye.

Thank god. I was going to have stop my nightly runs of every episode on Netflix. I mean I probably should stop. But I can’t.

Is your nose bleeding?

It’s important to always laugh at yourself. You need to unclench.

Orlando has never been in the douchebag category!

I bet you’re only doing that because you feel safe, living in a blue state.

Jill Stein has zero government experience. She is literally unfit.

Then you need reassess your reasons for being anti-death penalty and think about them and ask yourself why it’s difficult. It shouldn’t be hard to not want the government to execute people.

You say that as if it’s her fault.

It’s a good thing, then, that literally nobody needs you to find them attractive and that people don’t inhabit their bodies and dress themselves to make themselves more attractive to you.

I just wanted to say that I hope your name is a Friends reference and if it’s not then wow, I’m embarrassed, and I possibly watch that show more than I should, given how much it irks me.

1. Soy milk is okay. Too sweet sometimes.

I won’t use almond milk to cook with or to ever use except in cereal or coffee. Noooo no no. Never.

I think that you should deal with my unpleasant stomach pains and other related consequences when I consume dairy milk, then.