disfluency
Alfonso P. P. Fatty III
disfluency

No. We’re laughing because it’s pathetic. He got caught trying to do something horrible and now he feels bad for himself, so he’s crying. We obviously do not have a shred of sympathy for him, and so it’s funny. We are not laughing because he “failed to assert his masculinity,” what utter bullshit.

How did this have NO stars?!

You should see the dumpsters at the residence halls and campus apartments at my school when the year is over. I’m an RA, and it’s deplorable. My school has provided bins for items to be donated, but still, so much good stuff is thrown away. Or the conditions of the donated items make them basically unusable. The

I absolutely love looking online at houses I will never be able to afford. It’s one of my guilty pleasures.

Except you know that’s not why they’re doing this, so what is your damage?

Do you know what it’s like to lose someone you love from cancer at a young age? I’ve gone through it three times. I wish I had videos of my best friend during the last few months of his life. I don’t have anything because the few pictures I had got lost amongst new phone shuffles over the years. I would kill to have

My skin has cleared up so much since I was a teenager, but I still can’t go out without makeup because I have acne scars and I still breakout on my cheeks and my chin constantly. During my period? It’s like being 16 all over again. I wish I could not where makeup and feel okay. But I can’t.

The no makeup look requires an astonishing amount of makeup. But I don’t care, long live makeup. I am a complete addict. Though these days I basically live out of my Naked on the Run kit from UD. The only things I use that are not in it (aside from prep stuff) are my foundation and luminous powder (which I dropped and

I need comments like this to stop. Every single time a piece about batshit Christians comes up, people are quick to harken back to the Torah (or the Old Testament, as you call it) and laugh at how absurd it would be to follow some of those rules.

My six year old cousin is well on her way to being a scientist/engineer. She is constantly performing experiments, testing and observing things. My uncle nudged her in this direction as a toddler and she ran with it. She loves science. She loves taking things apart and building new things. She has a giant box of legos

I don’t care about or watch the Kardashians, but my mother does, and on the occasion I would see an episode, Scott was always my favorite. He just does not give a single shit, and I appreciate his unrepentant sarcasm and snark. His wide eyed, “I cannot believe you exist” looks at Kim whenever she says something

Okay but three times. He knocked her up three times.

This story honestly brings tears to my eyes, because it speaks to me so deeply. I’m 26 and I wear an HH cup. My boobs weren’t huge while I was growing up and I wasn’t the first girl to have a bra, but they have been big since I was about 16. A boy in my class used to sexually harass me by pretending to play the bongos

Girls get penalized for developing early, boys get praised for it.

This happens all the time to women with large breasts. Everything we wear is somehow less appropriate because of our chest. It’s really, really hard to get dressed sometimes. I just feel like giving up because no matter what, I’m “obscene.” And I can’t really wear high collars because it makes me look ridiculous and

I hate when people advocate for this kind of shit. Yes, more violence. That helps.

It’s probably a black neighborhood? So it would be very unusual for a white person to live there?

They’re allowed to point out that once again, things for tiny-boobed people are in, and there is absolutely nothing being done for the rest of us who haven’t been a B cup since we were 13 and are WELL beyond the DD or the DDD that some mainstream retailers have now only just realized exists.

Are you...stupid?

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