I would wreck my entire life for Chris Evans.

Who the fuck tore out all of those book pages? I’ll burn them at the stake.

I see what you did there.

He has made exactly one good movie in the last 15 years: Match Point.

I am far more disappointed in Kristen. Honestly, what the fuck. Just what. the. fuck.

I ran away from my parents all the time when they tried to show me affection, starting at about Caroline’s age. I still do, as an adult. It makes me uncomfortable lol. I pull away every time my dad tries to squeeze me in a hug.

Jia, I’m really taking issue with the fact that you referred to “I’m Real” as the Ja Rule song, and not the J. Lo song.

I thought she was saying, “Are you ready?” (and just swallowing the d) or “Are you really?” Like are you for real or something.

STOP. NO. MY LIFE IS RUINED.

Brett. Yes. 100%. He is Brett. Fuck him. Don’t we have a no snitching policy in this country?

Nazis...Black Power...definitely the same thing. You might be on to something here.

It’s partisan because they choose not to support social activism that helps minorities. But it is just social activism. The BLM gets support from liberals because conservatives stick up their nose at it, and everything else that isn’t about harming women or ethnic minorities or the LGBTQ+ community. They are the ones…

I know zero vegans who eat at McDonalds. But they eat a lot of stuff that isn’t good for the environment because where it’s planted destroys natural habitats. Try to point that out, though. I’m sure you have. It’s a huge headache.

From what I can tell, Kim’s family aside, Kourtney’s children are just fine. Why would Rob’s be any different, when he’s the least involved of all of them? I am not entertained by this family but y’all are just really shitty. There is literally zero evidence coming from Rob or Blac Chyna that they would not take good…

Concern trolling at its finest.

I’m sorry...do you not know anything about Rob? What would lead you to believe that? He’s the only one who doesn’t abide by any of the idiotic shit his sisters and mother do.

Whoops, you’re an ass.

FAS is not caused by one drink. Or two. Please shut up.

Did they...not get what he was doing?

I can’t stand the pomposity and holier than thou attitude of AA and the people in AA. Even at Alateen, which my mother forced me to attend as a teenager because she thought my father’s alcoholism impacted me worse than it did, I was like, the fuck is this? Stop telling me what to do. I had no need to discuss it.