My cousin’s name is Madelyn. What exactly is wrong with it?

people keep saying this, but women who have a pre-term single birth also go without weeks holding their child. they can’t hold them. it’s a huge, huge risk. like this is not an uncommon thing and women go through it every day.

YES. Was me yesterday. Fucking horrible. I never stop being horrified, even though it happens on the first day every single time.

I fantasize about having my lower back just ripped out entirely during my period, so I no longer have to deal with the intense pain caused by dysmenorrhea.

And the farting. Oh the farting.

This is so sad. Straight men are weird. I actually know many straight men who enjoy anal penetration a lot, but every once in a while I run across one who is totally against it and against anyone even touching them there. It always throws me off, so accustomed am I to the opposite. Plus, like I always tell them, I…

Anyone who identifies themselves as a 1 on the Kinsey Scale is not a 1 on the Kinsey Scale.

It’s basically the same as kick.

FILTH.

It’s 10:43 am here, dickwart. I’ve been up since 7.

Clean it?

Emma knows. She isn’t new.

Wasn’t this just done at some guy’s wake? He was propped up in a chair. No cigarette, but it was the creepiest fucking thing I have ever seen.

This is...just...awful. Like??? I have no words. Someone help.

Get this off my lawn.

Because if you put it up, you put it back down. It’s like if you use the last of the coffee, you make another pot. You don’t leave it for the next person to do. It’s called being COURTEOUS.

Golf carts are the only acceptable thing to ever come out of golf.

I’d like for business and political deals to be conducted on a soccer field. Golf is boring. For some reason my black stepfather has a love for sports from which black people are still routinely excluded (golf, NASCAR). When I was a kid and he turned on golf? Goodbye. I was out of the room in a second. There is…

Ugh someone smack Austin Swift. Please do it.