That’s the point though. It’s purposely minorities playing real white people.

This violates white people’s right to be the absolute most desirable, dammit. They’ve held onto it preciously for hundreds and hundreds of years.

It’s scary. The problem is that a LOT of people, moderates and independents alike, hate Hillary. She is not the candidate to rouse the moderate Republicans who are watching their party gown down in flames with horror. She doesn’t get independents. They can’t stand her. I can’t stand her but she is the lesser of two…

I know where I live is not superior (I think we boast the most hate groups of any state. Woo!), and my grandmother is from Louisiana and I have many relatives in Texas and an aunt in South Carolina. But still, as a Black Jewish woman, I like to say, “Fuck the South,” every once in a while, to reinvigorate myself.

I’m gonna say this to my Daddy the next time he buys me ice cream, just to know that out there somewhere, you shudder slightly and wonder why you just got the chills.

You’re sad.

No, but it’s a fear of mine. Sometimes I feel the stares when my dad and I are at dinner alone or the times we’ve gone to see a movie just the two of us. It’s ludicrous because I am basically him in smaller female form. We have the same face.

Excuse me Bobby, but apparently this is all a joke? PLEASE CONFIRM.

HOW DID NO ONE REALIZE IT WAS HIM FROM THE VIDEO? His voice is unmistakable. It makes my vagina want to flip inside out.

Cool your jets, pal.

That’s a bullshit argument. People in their 20s have kids with autism, and plenty of people in their late 30s have kids without autism. Sperm doesn’t “get old” the way eggs do, because they’re not present from birth. That’s why you see 60 year old men who have perfectly healthy 6 year olds with a wife half their age.

It’s not an issue because most of the world isn’t the Western world, isn’t super heavily industrialized, and they realize that vaccinations are the difference between life and death for their children. So of course there’s no argument. For them it’s not even a discussion. You get vaccines, if you’re lucky enough to…

HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY DULL. IT’S A NICE STORY ABOUT A FUCKING SPARROW.

You’re super boring, wow. Get a good night’s rest, maybe, and stop shitting all over everything like a diarrheal cat.

What a stupid thing to say.

Ash Stymest is beautiful. His face is perfect. But also he’s 24 and she’s 16 and that’s gross. So I’m tremendously disappointed in him.

He really, really derailed after his son died. It’s understandable, I think, even if his method of derailment isn’t.

Aw that’s a nice story, Grandma!

He can be religiously conservative all he wants, as long as he doesn’t try to stop me or anyone else from doing what we want. I don’t care if people are religious and conservative if they keep it within their own family and don’t try to force it on people through public policy and law, which I haven’t seen him do. I…

Not everything needs to be a conversation, and he wouldn’t have been starting one, only throwing fire on the side that has done a lot of damage specifically because of this pathetic excuse for a human.