They can’t admit they were THAT wrong, though. That puts too much fault on them.

“Descend into autism.” Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

Not to mention that it’s her family, and she knows them. She’s visited them once a month for years. She wasn’t being dragged off to people who were total strangers to her. Even if they had been strangers to her, they’re her family and it was the choice her father made for her, because he still has the right, and that…

Absolutely not lol. I say things free of my mental disorders all the time. It’s not like there’s a tiny elf in my brain controlling me. Nope nope nope. Your entire approach and the language you use denies so much agency and accountability. People with mental disorders can still be assholes and have it have nothing to…

Almost. ALMOST.

Cheeto Puffs are the universe’s gift to humanity. Unbelievable. The crinkly ones are gross unless they’re the hot variety.

Every Chicago native just gave you the finger.

SHHHH. SPEAK ILL NOT OF ANY INDIVIDUAL MEMBER OF EVANS, PRATT, & HEMSWORTH.

I find him to be massively attractive, and I’ve seen several of his movies and ad campaigns over the years, but I’m not even sure I would recognize him on the street. If I did I’d probably not remember his name until way later. Whoops.

Wh...what? No really, what happened? This is so curious.

Many apartments (particularly old ones) don’t come with hookups for machines or with machines in them. If they do have hookups, not everyone can afford them. But even new ones don’t always have the infrastructure for them. It’s very common in the US to have apartments without washers and dryers. Very common. My…

Yep. A guy a year ahead of me in high school died of meningitis, as did a girl at my school last year. It is fast.

That’s what a midwife is for, and most keep a hospital on call in case of an emergency during labor. Midwives also do consultations before they take on patients to find out health and other issues a patient could have that might make the pregnancy high risk, and then they decide whether or not to continue on with them…

Absolutely spot on. Poetic, really.

THAT’S IT. HIS EYES DON’T CRINKLE. HIS SMILE IS JUST A LINE. It looks like he’s in pain. Like he’s just constantly constipated no matter how many times he shits. It’s so uncomfortable. Why does his face do that.

I was cracking up at this show until literally 2 in the morning. At one point, I actually dropped my laptop on my face, as I had it balanced on my legs. Thank you very much for recommending it. SUCH FUN.

Never rewatch things you loved as a child if you want to continue thinking fondly of them. My only exceptions to that rule are Grease 2 (which I know is HEINOUS but I don’t care, I watched it repeatedly as a child and I can’t let it go and I bask in its atrociousness and love it because it’s so bad) and The Goonies. I…

We don’t really do the devil, us Jews. Not our thing.

Except the Devil isn’t real, and Hitler was. Even believers in the Devil don’t believe he is like...corporeal. The Devil takes on many forms. Unlike Hitler. Who was one man. A real man.

My panties would have been the frothiest of all the ladies in the congregation.