Pfft. I read the article on Gawker like 15 minutes ago.

Seriously, it’s a WASP point of pride to duct-tape one’s boat shoes together and exploit LL Bean’s return policy for all it’s worth.

She was also in one of the later seasons of House.

I think Rand is too outside the GOP mainstream, in addition to being a dumbass. But Republicans, unlike Democrats, fall in line. He’s barely respected by Fox News, but they’ll toot his horn if it looks like it’ll be him.

Depends on where you are, I guess. All the farmers markets we go to absolutely allow dogs. They'll ask about ours if we don't have her with us. Our dog even has her favorite vendors.

Dude, Gwyn, you’re on a budget, you don’t need so many god damn limes

I have been a nanny for 12 years. I have nine nieces and nephews. If you’re around a baby for ten minutes and the grossest thing that ends up in your mouth is a binky, it’s a good day.

I...have some news about Liberace.

DAMN. That stamp is going to be worth $$$ in like 20 years

yep yep.

I write about it voluntarily, because it’s my responsibility to do so.

I’m familiar with the controversy, I was just rewatching the clip above. I find myself agreeing with some points that each of these men make to a degree, and it’s a very important conversation that isn’t addressed honestly very often. I do enjoy hearing people disagree in an intelligent way.

I don't worry too much about Social Security. They'll make adjustments, maybe scale back some benefits, but it will still be there. You can't have generations of people giving up 6.2% of their salaries for others their entire careers and then pull the plug on the program. There would be anarchy, and rightfully so.

Now I'm starting to think that the author didn't know that Val was married to Eddie. I mean ... that's the whole joke. Eric Stonestreet tells "some lady" to get out of the way. She turns around and it's the ex-wife of Van Halen's legendary guitarist, and mother of its current bassist. That's why it's funny!

London is a pretty busy place...I highly doubt anyone notices when someone gets off at the same stop and walks the same direction as them for a few blocks. Like, yes this is weird and creepy, but I highly doubt he was following someone off a night train out to Loughton and slinking around residential streets.

Last night, Sean Hannity ran a segment on the shenanigans, which was of course utterly appalled (though there were an awful lot of long, lingering shots of nubile college girls in bikinis):

Listen, this isn't personal. But we hear about the fucking Kardashian morons every 2 posts. Please for the love of dog, STOP IT. I love Jez for the other articles, but seriously. If you ignore them, they will wither away and die. They take up more news space than anything else. Who the fuck cares?

Wouldn't it have to be dead to be that color? That, or just fake.

dr.pepper really is the best soda