However many stars this gets won’t be enough.

This is no surprise Barry - we all know videos from Asia blur any action after second base.

If I may join the party...

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

The younger Watt’s electrifying play is not really all that shocking.

Emphasis on “dark.”

+1 Charlie Ward

On the other hand, this is a great way to ensure no one in the dugout jinxes a no-hitter by talking about it while it’s happening.

I will never not see this man when somebody references “TC”

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

“No one that matters listens to you, Don Vito. The only thing you should write about is a ‘quick slant’ to the buffet.”

I thought they shaved the silver lining off.

If I was in his shoes I’d get counseling for sex addiction. Just so I could brag to my friends that I got counseling for sex addiction.

You must be fun at parties.

“Goddammit, Emma, I was gonna use that headline *tomorrow* afternoon.”

Broken collar bone in 2014. Kidney problems in 2015. Knee injury in 2016. I don’t know if that’s injury prone or unlucky, but it certainly made me fear that this post would contain a report that Allen broken his arm in the “dust up”.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Keenan Allen: of all the players who should minimize physical contact until Week 1...

All kidding aside, it’s just a matter of time until an NFL player is comfortable letting eveyone know they’re dealing with a bulging dick in their lower back.