On the bright side, when you buy a Buick you instantly become 80 years old, so now this guy can qualify for Medicare and all sorts of discounts on white shoes and salad bars. Pretty shrewd financial maneuvering if you ask me.

I haven’t played organized sports since high school, but God yes on the on-time thing. Even beyond that, the saying “80% of success is showing up,” is so very true. I can’t tell you how many times I have hired somebody or selected a contractor, landscaper, realtor, or something similar because the other three people…

Never made it to the NFL, but I played 5 seasons in college for a Pac-12 school. I feel you on the “trying to assimilate” front. For years after graduation I would get anxiety at work if I happened to be one of the only people in the common room of the office. My mind would immediately assume I was missing a meeting…

Wife: How was the episode?

BMW seems to be the worst. These are essentially the same car. Same drivetrain and all that, just different asses

I really like how they’ve rearranged the deck chairs. Very nice.

Step 4: Underpants gnomes

This is Garbage.

The most convenient and repeatable solution without risking damage to the bike(s) is a rack like 1-Up USA’s offering. Requires a hitch receiver though.

Wow, first one I’ve read where all the contributors are wrong. Tom was close, but he then doesn’t have the option to have anymore than 1 other person in his car. This guy is perfect for any Subaru hatch/wagon/CUV thing. He doesn’t seem to care about speed, or exciting cars. Let him get a comfy, slow, boring, yet…

My Subaru is best Subaru because deer antlers

Just like Porsche’s design team...

When Ford was giving out 6 year loans at 0% you would be a fool not to take it. That’s how I picked up my platinum.

Future Morning Shift Headline:

The truck market has gone off the cliff of insanity.

I can’t blame the cops on this one. When you have a bunch of guys roll up wearing helmets ready to do battle, it is not longer a peaceful protest.

Couple of Dum Dums.

Couple of suckers in that video.

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…