ORLY?

There literally was nothing she could do to avoid hitting the tree. Frankly, given the way most people drive, that she actually saw the tree start to fall and hit the brakes before impact puts her driving skills above the majority of the population.

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

I really liked Chris Bangle’s designs, and I think if he had stayed on, they would have evolved and matured into something better looking than these weird looking buck toothed grilled monstrosities that BMW is coming out with.

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

Car owners will be shocked to find out what this device does!

The one trick oil companies don’t want you knowing about!

Civil forfeiture should nauseate every last person familiar with the concept. Yes, it disproportionately targets and affects minorities and the poor, but even beyond that, it’s a quintessential violation of due process. The burden of proof is basically nonexistent. Recourse and a defense are not guaranteed, and it…

Did someone call in and say “a giant black man fired a gun”? In that case, he would fit a description. If not, and he was tackled because he was a giant black man running from a dangerous scene, then he fits something else, and we have a problem.

Bring a trailer drunk is dangerous as well. A friend told me this.

Congratulations, Mr. Mark Longoria, on COTD! I would ike to gift you with a Bentley which this lovely lady will deliver soon. It was not foolishly purchased off a used car lot.

Seriously, that rear 3/4 shot in the lead just makes you wonder what they were thinking. It’s like they coke-binged on Gundam and bosuzoku for a week, blacked out, and two days later found the design etched into the wall of the bathroom that smelled too terrible to venture in to up to that point.

this is good kinja, though not enough spelling or grammatical errors to make it elite.

Do you really have to ask?

No and no. Many ex-military members are rejected from serving as officers because they’re ex-military. There are of course exceptions but those usually are due to nepotism.

They should get fired, but they won’t.

Looks clean and only 35K miles.

I think it has all 3, just all on a rotating device. When the car is off, it shows the blank panel. When you turn the car on, it switches to the screen but you can also choose to have 3 dials instead.

You can see it in action in this video:

That boy ain’t rolling coal, these boys are Rolling Coal:

Coal rollers. No other car culture has sent me violent threats for making fun of it.