This is fucking horrible. Don’t let the proximity of these tragedies to each other diminish the fact that this should never, ever, be acceptable in society.

No. Fuck group texts.

Wait, are you implying that smelling like better is a bad thing?

Meh. In 6 months there will be another study that says drinking two glasses of wine a day increases you life expectancy by 20 years.

Shouldn’t they be using karts with slicks as a test?

When the story broke that Jennifer was dragging her feet on the divorce, my first instinct was that it has nothing to do with reconciling or punishing him. It is about having the legal right to help with rehab and medical stuff.

“I hire only the best people. Also, everyone who used to work for me but no longer does is a horrible, unfit liar. They are worthless human beings not even loved by their mothers.”

Yep, Cohen pled guilty to something that wasn’t a crime. Something that judges & lawyers let you go through with ALL THE TIME.

If you’re trying to make the point that a person who has been indicted and pled guilty to 8 felonies has not committed a crime, your point probably isn’t going to make a whole lot of sense. 

I love that most of them were women. That’s awesome. 

Eh, I’m not a fan of Lena’s, but I don’t find this particularly strange. I had a friend who had three cats die on her in the span of two years. Why? Because every time she went to the shelter to adopt a cat, she specifically asked for the oldest, mangiest, most-ill cat they had, thinking (probably correctly) that no…

I have a friend who adopts old dogs. His last dog very recently died, and he’s just the kind of person who has too much love to give to NOT have a dog, so he got his new boi, a mixbreed lil guy who’s about 7 years old, only a couple weeks later. Someone needs to take the old pets home from the shelter and give them…

Nope, don’t like this. 13 is a pretty good life span for a dog, and unfortunately it’s not THAT uncommon for cats to unexpectedly pass away. Happened to my beloved Chester who died suddenly at 5 years old, even though he had seemingly always been in perfect health. Lots of cats live with undiagnosed heart murmurs…

Bowie died because he was 13 fucking years old. That’s a pretty good innings for that breed, especially for a shelter dog that was already of advanced age when you got it. You said that yourself in the article.

I worked with an old man who would adopt elderly dogs. Of course they’d all die within a few years!

Holy shit, is this a pasty-white male criticism of perceived female speech circa 2002? GET OVER IT YOU LOST OVER A DECADE AGO LIKE, LITRRLLLLY.

Ms. Polanco’s first name is spelled Dascha with a c. And as far as I’m concerned, she wins this red carpet. 

Dasha, JESUS. She’s gonna make people explode.

Every time I see a Lotus in the wild, it is some crazy color.

No, there are a lot of vanilla and white sneakers people like you.