I’m in. I’m suicidal anyways so I’ll take the avant guarde human shield position.

I don’t believe in hell but I wish I did.

NO CAPES!!!

A pack of playing cards is also handy on hikes. If you ever get lost in the woods, all you have to do is start playing solitaire, and within minutes someone will look over your shoulder and tell you that you can put that red nine on the black ten.

I had mastitis. I am an upper middle class woman with family support, my baby by my side, a doctor on call, a pharmacy around the corner...still mastitis sucked SO MUCH! I was in tears for days. I can’t imagine what these women are going through. This administration is full of psychos. Anyone who makes excuses for…

Won’t vote for gay marriage cause it breaks down the social structure of ‘family’ but has no problem ripping away infants and toddlers.

Sounds like the authorities need to do a sting operation.

Definitely beating the shit out of a mountain lion.

“kindlyget out of the fast lane”

Bobcats won’t attack people unless they’re rabid or defending a den. Since this woman wasn’t rooting around corning the thing and it’s babies, it’s safe to say it’s rabid. And hey, turned out it really was! This cat was dead anyway.
I’m not super impressed by killing a rabid Bobcat, as you say they’re small, but…

Yes, it was rabid.

Nuts and Crackers Conference.

I’m trying to find someone in that picture who isn’t white. I think I spotted Waldo, but otherwise it’s wall to wall crackers. Should have called it the Nuts and Crackers Conference

Devotion can only be proven through adversity, so they have to invent some or else they’ll feel like frauds!

I can’t even wrap my head around why people want to have one child. And I have two of them!

I can only imagine.

Her scalp must feel incredible every time she takes her hair down.

Why wear clothes when camping? Why use a tent? Frankly, if you’re not just sleeping naked in a pile of leaves, you’re a poseur encumbered by society’s bullshit expectations.

I have a large black straw hat and the largest sunglasses on the face of the earth. Also a parasol somewhere but it feels like a little much.