Even the dumpsters want out of Pittsburgh.

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Zendaya! Yes, this was the best look that fit the theme. I read a whole damn article on her look, & I laughed at the part with the hairstylist saying she wanted historical accuracy so she styled Zendaya’s dyed extensions with her fingers, because Joan of Arc didn’t have access to heat styling. I laughed because Joan…

Pretty sure these guys just went to therapy to talk about their lambo (lambo!) but ended up breaking down their emotional barriers

Is it just me or is Leslie channeling Grace Jones in that outfit and hairdo? She looks so strong and fabulous.

“I don’t need a safe word.” “you do now” I don’t know why but John Cena was all kinds of working for me in that movie.

Even his small part in Sisters was freaking hilarious. “My safe word is keep going”

Something I thought I’d never hear myself say, “I’m not too big of a fan of John Cena, the wrestler, but I LOVE John Cena, The Actor”

I’ve discovered that I’m not a fan of “dolphin” drivers. Dolphin drivers are people who drive right next to you for no reason. They don’t speed up, they don’t slow down. It’s invasive as fuck and pretty creepy. I go out of my way to not do that to other drivers.

I wish the only interest she had in Trump is Whose Bed Has His Boots Been Under.

I think for people like Shania, “honest” means “says the racist things I’m thinking.” People don’t actually like honesty. They like hearing their views come out of someone else’s mouth.

Someone should tell her “Don’t Be Stupid”.

An unarmed man who rightfully feared for his life managed to wrestle a gun away from an actual deadly threat. Yet all these shook-ass cops blast away black people because...

My nightmare of a sister prides herself on being honest because “only your family will ever tell you the truth about you. No one else will.”

She don’t impress me much.

There’s an awful lot of people in these comments who obviously don’t know what it’s like to be afraid to go home, but still think they know what’s up. If I could have done what he did at his age, bet your ass I’d have done it. And I’d never speak to a single goddamn person who called me selfish for saving myself.

Um, what relationship isn’t transactional? I’m only being partially flippant. Many a long-term pairing has a financial component. Shit, my relationship with my newborn is transactional. I provide food and comfort, and get snuggles and heart-stopping smiles in return.

I have NO beef with this concept. We have a list of needs to be met, and we want someone to meet those needs. Knowing yourself well enough to define what that should look like is fine.

Because they could use any of those things you listed, but it isn’t enough for them. They want a humanoid slave that they have complete control over. They don’t just want to fuck it. They want to dress it, put its makeup on, choose its likes and dislikes, and project an entire personality onto it. They don’t want a…