FIAT-CHRYSLER SAVES FORD AND GM

Awesome - dude with the right tools makes the right choice at the right time and saves somebody’s a$$. Everybody only gets a few of these opportunities in our lives - the best we can do is knock them out of the ball park when they pop up.

This is the only one I have seen:

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Your 9-year-old deserves better a better influence than you.

Report to the authorities so they can do what....seriously Donald?! SO THEY CAN DO WHAT?! Because anything they COULD HAVE DONE, wouldn’t have stopped this guy from getting a fucking gun.

“It wouldn’t have happened if you’d just done what I wanted.”

Get you a guy who looks at you like Scott looks at Tessa

I don’t know if it’s his relatively advanced age (Olympic rookie at 28) or just his personality, but his DGAF-ness is off the charts and I love it.

Yes. Because, let’s be honest. With all the crap going on in trump world, none of us will remember Stormy Daniels in six months. Let the young woman name her baby this cute, slightly hippy Cali name.

He had a great opening, he made a fantastic, smooth transition, but he just couldn’t stick the landing.

I love insults that poke fun at how useless someone is.

A good friend of mine’s Grandmother used to say “He’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot” and I fucking love it.

leave and pay for an unfinished service while you were harassed? uh ok sounds great

Fucked up takeaway to have.

I am a fan of Oprah’s. She is a unique role model, a remarkable interviewer. She is smart, she is strong, she is brilliant.

Everything I need to know about purity culture, I learned from Elizabeth Smart.

As somebody with a compromised immune system, I nicely ask for you to not kill me and please get your shot. <3

Related to that, I’ve definitely said, “Just, what fucking good are you? Why are you here?” to people.

Oh, that’s a good one!

I prefer Beep