So you think he’s as bad as Stalin and...you’re still gonna vote with him?

Someone who was ACTUALLY THIS SCARED of Donald Trump would find a way in a 51/49 senate to fuck his, and by extension his enabling party’s, bizness up. That Flake is unwilling to do this in any meaningful way means that he is just grandstanding for future historians. Thanks alot buddy, but America could use your help,…

I am genuinely horrified that anyone is covering who a goddamn 13-year-old is “dating.”

So who do you think the fittest Potus is?

Um. I have 8 dogs, and (now) 2 cats (I had 4). I am not a “dog addict.” I am a person who loves dogs, works with rescue, and has the space and resources to give a loving home to abandoned animals who need it. I’m also lucky enough to have a partner who is of the same mind as I.

Naaaaaaw, Chief. When you take on a pet, you take on a responsibility for that pet for its LIFE. You don’t bail on a pet when it’s sick or sad or inconvenient. You spend money and time and love on it. Any pet - dog, cat, iguana, llama.

A.) Right?

Christ. One of my children was 9lb 3oz at birth. That is horrifying.

My son was just shy of 10 lbs AT BIRTH. Fucking hell, there are no words.

I love the Satanic Temple. Words I honestly never thought I’d say.

Satanic Temple makes me happy. I love smart, clever people.

This makes me sad. I love malls. I love getting a bucket of pretzel hot dog bites and a cinnabon and then going into a Barnes & Noble and read books all day.

but I just couldn’t bring myself to outright ask a Tinder match for sex.

I was all about William in my pre teens but have totally switched to team Harry. But once the hair goes on both I will be team Megan!

You’re not even going to put up a picture of the tree???? #fakenews

Why does this article not contain a picture of the tree? I clicked the link and saw it, but still, seems weird.

I’ve got a thing for eye crinkles, so the close up shot is getting me.

My child loves Handclap by Fitz and the Tantrums. At least I like that one.

I’m with you all the way here. It doesn’t hang well either, which to my mind really defeats the purpose of having an individually styled gown when it’s ill fitting.

This is such an asshole move, my jaw dropped when I read it. Under no circumstance should you EVER go and cut someone’s flowers! There’s plenty of reasons, but a few at the top of the list: